Xazmin Garza is a stand-up comic, actor, and writer based in Arizona—not because she loves dry heat or HOA regulations, but because she’s a good daughter. After tearing up stages from Boston to New York to HBO, she hit pause on the East Coast grind in 2023 to care for her mother with dementia. Yes, she’s better than you.

Xazmin Garza brings razor-sharp wit and lived experience to every stage—proof that comedy gets even better when life throws you something real!